26th December 2012 - 5th January 2013
Between Christmas and New Year I and went and joined the Melbourne crew. They had 2 spaces in their campervan as Kelly and Sarah went back to Melbourne and it would be cheaper for me than staying in hostel. We went on a couple of road trips around the Sydney area but before that we went to the Chinese Gardens of Friendship in the middle of Sydney.
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| Its china! |
There was this place where you could dress up like old Chinese people so we did. I think its safe to say we all looked ridiculous except for Mel and Angela who were being boring and didn't want to dress up. Ben was an warrior, Charlie was a emperor and I was.... a prince! I can't remember what Hollie was.
We wandered around the gardens and took some pictures. It was a really nice place and there were a few creatures scattered around. We were allowed to keep the costumes on for a while so we took a lot of pictures of us in them but it was bloody hot so we didn't have them on for too long.
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| Looking like tits |
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| The passing of the sword! |
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| Turtle |
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| Lizardy |
I moved into the campervan on the 28th with Angela and Barney. Barney was a friend of Kellys from Melbourne and he wasn't a big purple bear, he was just Irish. We drove down the coast to a rest stop just outside of Jervis Bay where we set up camp and got drunk!
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| the view from a hill on the way down the coast |
We played a game of "what the fuck" where you clap along to the
rhythm and everyone has there own names and you'd say your name and then
pass it on to the next person. You didn't get to choose your own names though. I was dirty
fuck. It went
Dirty fuck, what the fuck, how about an alley fuck
That
would be Hollie. I can't remember everyones names but the whole thing
was hilarious and as you got more drunk it just got funnier. Maybe its
one of those had to be there situations. We had tunes playing in my laptop. It wasn't very loud but we ended up having a bit of a party anyway. It was a good night really.
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| campervan party |
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| Getting crunk |
Jervis Bay Territory is technically part of NSW but governed by ACT as their access to the sea. It has a long coastline with some stunning beaches so the next day that is where we went. We chilled on the beach for a bit while Charlie and Barney dug themselves a hole to be buried in, as you do.
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| Beach |
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| The children playing |
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| Crab |
Back in vans we cooked some bacon sarnies for lunch and then headed out to a few other spots around Jervis Bay. There was a place called Scottish Rocks so Angela and Hollie had to get a picture with the sign. We went and spent the rest of the afternoon at a beach further along the road but it clouded over so we left early.
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| Chef |
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| GIVE ME BACON! |
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| The Scottish are crazy |
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| Another Beach |
There was a place called Hole in the Wall which is just a piece of rock with a hole in it. This beach actually reeked over rotten fish. It was disgusting so we left quickly.
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| Hole in the wall |
It was a quite night back in the campers. We went back to the spot we were the night before as it was free and we returned to Jervis Bay the next day to see another couple of beaches. We went to Cave Beach which funnily enough has caves on it. They were quite deep into the rock. We saw a nest of birds in there too.
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| Cave Beach |
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| Cave |
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| Don't look behind you |
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| Campervan crew on the beach |
We returned to Sydney for New Years Eve. Barney decided to go back to Melbourne too so we went into town to drop him off for the bus. I found out that Mark and Shelly were already in the queue for the Botanic Gardens so when we were in town me and Charlie jumped out and the others went off to the campsite we were to stay at. I really fancied a shower so we snuck into Wakeup to steal there hot water. They've had a refurbishment in there. It looks really different. Then I went to pick up Beckie before heading to the Botanic Gardens (see NYE blog)
On New Years Day we were all a bit ruined so we spent most of the day just chilling out but that evening I thought it would be nice for us all to have a proper meal and a proper reunion as Christmas Day was a bit of a washout. We went to an Italian and it was really nice for everyone to have a catch up before we all split up again.
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| Mark in the boss's seat |
The next day we took the campervans up to Lake Macquarie a couple of hours north of Sydney. There are far too many things call Macquarie in my opinion. We stopped at another free rest stop for the night and everyone was strangely attracted to the kids playground!
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| Big kids! |
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| Lake Macquarie |
The weather was much better the next day so we hired out some kayaks for a couple of hours. It was so much fun but a bit of a disaster. We had to single kayaks and two doubles.
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| Lets go kayaking |
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| Our kayaks |
I shared with Ben on the first go which was absolutely fine but when it was my go in a single one it all went a bit wrong.
I fell out! 3 times! I have no idea why it kept happening. I think I
was paddling too hard and kept losing my balance but the others found it
hilarious. So then I tried to splash Mel with my paddle coz she was
laughing at me so hard which was when my paddle snapped in half! If that
wasn't bad enough I then capsized again and lost one of the halves! I
had to paddle all the way back to shore with half a paddle and we were
quite far out. It took a while and the others refused to help! I did feel a bit like Aragorn though. I was expecting to have to pay for it but the owner guy was completely fine with it which is something I suppose.
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| Chilling on the other side of the lake |
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| FAIL! |
Back to the rest stop we had some beers and got bitten to death. Charlie climbed a tree for some reason and then we went to bed.
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| Charlie in a tree |
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| Sunset |
The next day we drove back to Sydney and headed for the campsite that the others had stayed in before I joined them. The plan was to park on the street just outside the campsite where apparently lots of other people were staying the last time they were there. We had showers and went to bed.
The next morning I was first up and I was just sorting my stuff out when a woman appeared behind me telling me that we would be fined $300 for each campervan. Joy! We went to reception where we spoke to a different woman and we explained the campsite was full and we had no where else to go and she let us off. The woman who was going to fine us did not look impressed!
We left quickly after that and drove into a national park to sort our stuff out and clean up the vans as we would be handing them in today and heading for a hostel in the city.
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| I have no idea what this is about! |